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Kdo pohlídá desetiletou nákupní maniačku, uchcaného salvadorského pyromana a mladíka točícího se na korouhvi sexuální orientace? Koksová chůva! Klasický film o rodinných hodnotách, akorát pro svou obscénnost není vhodný pro děti do 15 let a dospělé nad 18, pokud nejsou příbuzní Jonaha Hilla, nemá čím oslnit. Apropo, tuhle Mary Poppins by deštník neodnesl ani kdyby měl průměr jak radioteleskop v portorickém Arecibo.. (28.04.2015)

Má to dobý hlody - My mom was so right. Nice guys really do eat best pussy. - Full-on vaginal sex - Looking real fly on my way to the club - Gonna dance all night and get fucked up - Shit! - Finder keeper. - You are both such a booger faces. - What more can I do for you? Rent Taj Ma-fucking-hal for you? - I want Red Bull and vodka - You are a puta, bitch. I go to fuck you up, dawg! - My joint goes in and comes out at the same time - Seven grand - No way in hell - Dad, you screwed mom an I out af child support and alimony - Dont pretend how you care I turned out. Luts be very, very straightfoward with ane another. I am in the jam. Ok? - Theres geomagnetic storm tomight (ten chlap se mi začíná líbit) - Gotcha bitch. Lets roll. Hustle. - 0624 (proč to maj v Americe vlastě obráceně) - Booyah! - You cant just going around and blowing up bathrooms! - Why cant you be more like your brother and sister? They are at least half crazy. You are full-on nuts! - They are no my brother and sister, they are nothing to me! They are not my family! - Shes does nothing all day but paint her face like a puta. And this one is sick in the head. - Hey, stop acting crazy! - Hes the crazy one. He has this medicine. He loco! He muy loco! - You are as queer as fotball bat, and thats fine… - I got kicked out of college. I have only ever had one job, and it was a lifeguard. I got fired after four days, because I kept falling asleep in the sun. I ve been arrested numerous times. - Thats not children. Thats little ppl. - I apologize from botom of my heart. - Lame-ass high school - You stand for yours - Slash beautiful - I cant decide if this is funny or not - You got a little party in your pocket? - We had a great run, but its over now. I wish you the best, I pray for you, Ido. - Ok, shes drunk, theres misunderstanding happening. - I m Noah. We are dating. Hes my boyfriend. We are in arelationship, ok? Frendship relationship. - I broke my ass - Double punch to the nut sack! - You done messed with wrong babysitter - You so sexy when you talk gangsta - We gonna handle this situation here - Make love to the night, motherfucker - Put a quarter in my butt. Lets get this fight farted. - Your wife smoking hot. You need to rid with assistent and focus on tapping that ass. And there may be a scratch or two on your mminivan. - She goes down on him regulary when while he gaze at the stars. (29.04.2016)

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Na piatkový večer ujde. Jonaha Hillia ako herca nemám síce rada, je mi strašne nesympatický a talentu tiež nemá na rozdávanie. Ale ušlo. Bolo to celkom zábavné, hlavne malý španiel s výbušninami. Miestami to už bolo veľmi prehnané, chýbala mi tam taká tá reálnosť a racionalita. Každopádne je to pozerateľný film ktorý vás pobaví. Nič viac nič menej (11.03.2012)