Loki_Six

PAY ME NOT TO WORK

"When I was very small, I remember there was this tree right outside my window. It was the ugliest, most gnarled and battered old tree I'd ever seen. Even the birds stayed away from it. I hated it! Because it had grown so huge, its branches blocked out the sun for kellipates, and its roots buried themselves so deep in the soil, nothing else could grow there. Oh, it was a... big, selfish, annoying, nasty old tree."

9th Rule of Acquisition: Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.

"I've known nothing but violence since I was a child."

"Aj krysy majú svoje práva."

Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Never Ending Story".

"You think the whole galaxy is plotting around you, don't you? Paranoia must run in your species, Odo. Maybe that's why no one has ever seen another shape-shifter. They're all hiding!"

1st Rule of Acquisition: Once you have their money, you never give it back. 6th Rule of Acquisition: Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.

"There's an old Ferengi expression: good things come in small packages."

"There's nothing wrong with a good delusion. I sell them upstairs to dozens of people every day."