MadCaddy

'See? I'm as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll. '

'I'm not even supposed to be here today!'

'We were just killing time with those classes! One semester we took Criminology, for Christ's sakes. What the fuck were we training to be, Batmen?'

'We kill for our future. We kill for peace.'

'Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.'

'We do turn a small profit. After all, someone has to pay for the, uh....Lap dancers for the big guy here. '

'Dear Dad, you told me an honest man has no fear, so I'm trying hard not to be afraid.'

'Nobody fucks with the Jesus! '

'Are you watching closely?'

'Now... where was I?'